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Posted in Personal by Will on Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 ~ 12pm

As I search for a mini-trampoline with an attractive colored skirt (ideally silver, but I’ll accept orange or black), I found this terrific review, which I share thusly:

Hours of Joy
By E. P. Kemler (Long Beach, NY)
One Friday night many months ago,
I was at an interesting party, the host of which had “the greatest trampoline on the face of the earth.” When I stumbled back into my dorm room I immediately made my way to my computer, and drunkenly typed my credit card number into amazon.com. Two days later, I checked my bank records and noticed an odd, unexplainable shortage. To my surprise, not only had I ordered the Cory Everson 38-Inch Mini Trampoline, but I payed for next day shipping. This trampoline is by far the greatest item I’ve ever purchased under the influence of alcohol.
It has brought me and my friends hours of joy and awe, as we bounce our cares away.
This trampoline is very well constructed, the six pegs underneath provide more than adequate support for drunken college students who seek pleasure from it. It’s springs are…springy, and I can honestly say that I have never feared for my life while using this product. If I could give it six stars I would.

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