Alright, today is the day I am deciding to do something to reduce my stomach size. I’ve been hoping it would go away, but there doesn’t seem to be much value in wishing anymore. I’ve gone online and seen something called “abdominal crunches” which apparently require no exercise equipment except a soft floor.
“Shoulders should only come up about 4″ off of the floor.”
That’s not me in the above pic. I’m not as cute, and I’m a boy.
Ok, here’s the “before” picture, and believe me this is the most flattering shot I got. If this were 3-D, the stomach would be near you. In a frightening way.
(sigh…I knew a girl once who didn’t mind my stomach…)