I have a pimple. Not a pimple like I’ve sometimes had that you squeeze and pop out some white junk, but a pimple that is more like a deposit of clear water or oil underneath my skin. If I push around it, beads of water (or oil) appear that I can dab off with a tissue. I’ve never had a pimple like this before. When I got into my hot car to drive to work, the heat of my car made that pimple sweat out oil.

I blame British Petrolium.