So I think I may have accidentally called someone a moose recently. It was a couple weeks ago. I was at a gathering and this woman put on a coat so she could go outside to have a smoke. It was a long tan coat made to look like some kind of natural hide, and it was really impressive. So naturally I thought of the natural hides used on some episodes of Xena (when she went all tribal), because, well, who wouldn’t? So when I said that a set of antlers would complete the look, I meant this (image on right), not this (image on left).
Like you’ve never accidentally called someone a moose, please.