Since moving to Boulder I’ve been doing “bank by mail” to get my paychecks into my bank account, since my bank doesn’t have locations in Colorado. But evidently it is not reliable, as I’ve just learned my January paychecks never made it in. Where are they? Who knows. Could be in one of those little white jeeps that the post people drive around in. Could be on the floor of the Bank headquarters, under someone’s shoe as they sit at their desk, innocently typing.