The pillowcase industry doesnt know its head from its ass, which is ironic since they make pillowcases designed for one’s head. I’m talking about the way pillowcases ride up if you tend to toss and turn while sleeping. A couple hours into the night and pillowcases start looking like retracticble foreskins, and they no longer serve their purpose of keeping your head nice and comfy. So what I want is a freaking pillowcase which seals at the open end, maybe with velcro, maybe with a simple sewn-flap which traps and holds the free end of the pillow in. This is so freaking obvious that really ALL pillowcases should have this, every single freaking one of them. But try finding even ONE that has this obvious feature. I just spent an hour searching Linens N Things and there’s not one to be found. I think years ago I once saw a pillowcase which had big plastic buttons, but if you sleep on that you will have a giant plastic button imprinted on your cheek. So if anyone knows of any pillowcases which actually seal shut, send me an email please (the Comments feature on this blog has been disabled). Thanks.