This evening at a house party I wanted to compliment someone for having a forehead that was worthy of, like, being a Star Trek alien forehead. But I figured that’d sound weird. What I meant was that she had a high forehead and slight eyebrows that would be perfect for portraying a Romulan or something. I didn’t say this because frankly how can you make that sound like the compliment that it is? Only people with attractive foreheads can be made into Star Trek aliens, and she had one. (I may have said this to her if I’d recognized that she was the same person I’d met months before, but with different hair color this time. Though it’d perhaps still have seemed weird. I am sorry I didn’t realize it was the same person. Whose name I won’t say, but, note for myself: she can be found on a Christmas tree.) Anyway…

Also at this party I managed to finally socialize with someone I’ve been wanting to say hi to for several weeks.

Oddly the first paragraph is longer, suggesting more importance, but really it’s the second paragraph that means more.