Oh man, am I crazy for wanting this toilet seat from Ikea? The top is stainless steel, and the seat area is polyproylene, my favorite kind of plastic. The steel probably gets cold, which may make the plastic seat cool too, but, it is cool in the wow sense of the word too. It’s only $10 more than a regular toilet seat, more or less (depending on whether you live near an Ikea).
I’d have to carry it with me from one apartment to the next whenever I move, of course. Which seems weird.