People on Facebook who are NOT me despite having most of my name:

I knew of the first one, the youth with my name, and until today believed there were only two of us — two “Will Bueche”s in the world. Despite his existence, and the existence of the other ones, I have managed to secure www.willbueche.com, as well as yahoo mail, gmail, Skype and AIM accounts. And now Facebook too, though I don’t show up in the search yet. Suckers!

I’m probably related to them distantly.